Darren Criss as The Caretaker
| Age | 34 years |
| Height | 1.73 m |
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| Spouse | Mia Swier |
| Net Worth | $5 million |
Taraji P. Henson as The Bride
| Age | 51 years |
| Children | Marcell Johnson |
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| Net Worth | $25 million |
Ed Asner as Ghost of Claude (as Edward Asner)
| Age | 91 years |
| Born on | 15 November 1929 |
| Died on | 29 August 2021 |
| Spouse | Nancy Sykes (1959–1988) |
| Children | Matthew Asner, Charles Edward Vogelman, Kate Asner, Liza Asner |